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Code word for "go fuck yourself".
Have A Magical Day!!!!!
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Another way to say the word Farewell. Used when you just might never see the same person ever again.
Boy: I'm moving to New York for my job. So we might never get to see each other anymore.
Boy #2: It's been fun knowing you bro. "Have A Nice Life."
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The phrase used by help desk, retail, and other customer service workers all across America when they'd like to tell the person they are speaking to to sit on a large object and spin, but enjoy maintaining an income.
Customer: I can't get onto the internet.
Help Desk: Okay, can you please check to make sure the cables are securely connected from the wall to the modem?
Customer: I can't see.
Help Desk: Why not.
Custoemr: The power is off.
Help Desk: Oh, unfortunately, you're not going to be able to connect while the power is out. Call back if you need anything. Have a nice day.
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A phrase famously used by hipsters to show their musical elitism, even though less than 5% of them actually have a record player.
Normal guy: Dude, Dark Side of the Moon is an AMAZING album.
Hipster: I have it on vinyl.
Normal guy: Do you even have a record player?
Hipster: ...No. But you know. It's got soul.
Normal guy: Whatever.
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What a guy says to let a girl know "your too ugly for me"
I wanted to ask him out but he hit me with a "I have a girlfriend"
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What you say when you have to shit.
(Usually happens in a bathroom on a toilet)
Dude 1: I have to shit
Dude 2: Thats good to know..
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In Florida, when someone tells you to have a nice day, especially in a sarcastic manner, it basically means "fuck you".
After rudely accepting the food at the counter, the employee tells the customer to "have a nice day."
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