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"No Flockin" By Kodak Black has done more for the state of Florida then the government in years. The Lyrics are Lyrically perfect in every way. The power that has been behind of this song is sum real shit here's a preview
too the beginning of this lyrical mater piece.
Damn, that's so sad
K-K-K, K-K-K
Young nigga, I got old cash
Spazzin' on they ass
I got Prada on my hoe ass
Got my last one mad
Pop a nigga like a damn tag
Shoppin' on they ass
I just bought a new old Jag
Yeah, it's so fast
Smokin' flocka, you a jackass
All I smoke is gas
Don't you ask me where the pole at
Where your clothes at?
I ain't talking 'bout my niggas
Dammit, but y'all tripping, too
Is it you? Damn, my nigga
What the hell got into you?
Project Baby, y'all was skipping in the hallway
I was skipping school
On my Ps and Qs
On them jiggas, call me jiggaboo
Anyways there much more where that comes from an that's why Florida National Anthem is the best
Miami would you please rise for the Florida National Anthem "No Flockin' By Kodak Black"
Swimming with sharks, gators, and stingrays in your downstairs bathroom
I'm really hoping that hurricane Irma doesn't turn make this into a Florida Housewarming Party. That would be a real bummer.
When you gift a six pack of beer but drink one prior to giving it to the recipient.
My brother in law gave me a Florida six pack for Christmas.
Taking large amounts of cocaine on the regular. Very common in Southern Florida, the rehab capital of the US, which is how the name came about. Snorting cocaine is as common as the flu.
Sally - She looks really strung out from the weekend
Bob - Yeah, she has that South Florida Flu
When a group of people (commonly Floridians) all go to Home Depot, buy a bunch of lightbulbs and throw them at each other.
Oh man I tell ya’, you soft kids nowadays ain’t ready for the Florida snowball fight. Me and ol’ Jeff over there always used to play that on Christmas Day
When you are anally doing your girl and a poop worm goes up your urethra and you have to get it out before it becomes too slick.
Man 1: Man my girl just did the Florida Slick Grip on me.
Man 2: Did it hurt?
Man 1: Well no shit it hurt, dumbass.
A sunburned micropenis
Chad went to the nude beach yesterday and now he has a Florida fire ant
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