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A temporary state of combined insanity and stupidity brought on by to many jagerbombs, or combining jager and tequilla. Basic motor skill are there but brain function is cut by 75%. Symptoms include trying to sleep with every woman around, thinking you are the authority on every subject known to man, and the inability to focus on a task for longer than two minutes. Most of the time also accompanied by an undeniable need to dance to realy bad music. You will not remember anything in this state the next day but be assured it will be well documented by your friends to make fun of you later.
guy1 "Dude you know you were in the middle of a fatty sanwich on the dance floor last night right. and I am pretty sure the girl you made out with was old enough to be your grandmother"
guy2 "it's ok i was in the grips of jager madness besides if i don't remember it, it never happed"
The act of ambushing you friend/friends with multiple gigantic hugs, in a row, out of enjoyment and happiness in seeing them.
The next time we hang out, there will be mad-hugs and sangria!
Military term.. referring to military police.
Hey Sarge, the mad puppy got me again…
A mad yock is a girl who tends to like a bit of cock in her. i.e. a slut or a whore
Jeeze that (girls name) is a mad yock, she has fucked 4 of my friends last week and she i stirred the porridge last night.
Sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch cock on the dance floor
Kelly: i am frightened by guys with big cocks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn't walk for a week,
Sally: well i couldn't resist. i went over like the biggest whore and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good fucking in my ass and in my cunt.
Kelly: Fucking hell Sally you are a Mad Yock
when you type really hard pounding out the letters on the keyboard because you are mad.
Man i can hear the mad typist from way over hear.
If a person is planning on attending a banging nightclub in a popular Yorkshire town they become 'Shadz Mad.'
Doing so can result in loss of dignity, the gaining of beer goggles and the sudden ability to dance like Beyonce.
Lad: ERE BANGTIDY LASS! YOU OFF OUT TONEET?
Lass: yeah i will be i'm SHADZ MAD!
When your vagina is so intoxicating that the guy falls asleep before having sex.
He put his head in my lap and I started Mad-Wafting him and he started snoring loudly.