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The act of being present in a voice call, usually consisting of 3 or more people, and having both your audio and your microphone visibly muted to other participants. This is synonymized with the idea of being "Away From Keyboard." Some synonyms include: "idling", "masturbating" (sometimes shortened to "masturb"), and "AFK."
I was trying to ask Joey a question, but I realized he was gregging and couldn't hear me after asking.
Dora-"I Pegged Greg last night with a 12 incher"
John-"So you were gregging him?"
1. To delegate tasks to superior individuals due to pure incompetence.
2. To elevate one’s image by using the accomplishments of others.
3. Feinting knowledge of a subject by broadcasting false experience.
Damn Dave, are you really gregging it right now?
John was too fat and lazy to do the work so he ended up gregging it by having Jeremy lift the tire.
The act of completing or pretending to complete useless work instead of actual work assigned.
Trying to get away with not doing real work due to slacking off and making fake trouble tickets.
Jim today was totally gregging! I had to double the work because of it!
When a "Greg" he's "working" this typically means hes sitting in his truck watching tiktoks or masterbating ferociously.
"Greg's working" really hard today.
GREG--"WORKING"
When a man wears shorts which are short enough to expose his balls when bending in a certain manner in which to display them for a neighbor.
Dammit, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. Left ones lower!