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A type of exotic bird that looks like cum.
Yo dude, I just masturbated at that masturb over there. Such an elegant bird.
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All these definitions make me want to masturbate
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What you're doing when using urban dictionary.
I'm masturbating.
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To stimulate the genitals for a jolt of pleasure (orgasm).
John wanted to masturbate, so he clicked on the computer in the darkly lit room. He typed “porn hub” into the search bar and took off his jeans. He quickly took off his boxers and let his dick feel the fresh air. He clicked the most popular result and started watching the porn.
He felt his dick harden when he got to the sex. He felt aroused, so he started to wank. It filled him up with pleasure. The head of his dick became covered with precum and he started wanking faster. It felt so good to him. He started to stroke it and rub it. His penis was dripping with precum.
He felt his dick become heavy and the head full. The threesome on the screen were arousing John even more. John let out a deep moan of pleasure and a hot stream of jizz sprayed out of his member. Semen covered his lap, as his dick bobbled around to let out a few more spurts of cum. He kept wanking, then his door opened. John was so scared, he almost ripped his dick off.
His dick layed flaccid across his naked legs, then he walked to the bathroom, his legs coated with semen.
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stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure.
stimulate the genitals of (someone) to give them sexual pleasure. to make yourself feel so good and tingle-y inside when your bored or horney and when you make yourself feel fucking amazing.. here's an example for girls lay backwards on a bed and spread your legs a little apart.. then put your hands in your pants (if you're wearing them) and open your vagina lips with your index finger and middle finger.. once you've opened your vagina gently move your middle finger around (up and down, side to side, counterclockwise) whatever pleases you most.. rub gently up and down.. now after awhile your pussy will get used to your fingers, now is time for your middle finger to be a little more aggressive.. moving farther down the pussy gives you a tingley-feeling and going in and out of your hole feels really good now if your pretty gentle it might make a squeezing sound of your vagina licquids or cum (this is normal) by now your body is probably movin all around your bed with your finger be used it feels so good.. it helps to close your eyes and moan a little.. spreading your index and ring finger a little further will give you more access to rubbing.... side effects will probably give your pussy a tingle
I love to make myself feel pleasure.. it's called to masturbate
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If you’re a girl this one is for you :)
When I’m home alone / in bed and I get super horny, I lay down and gently put my hand down my pyjama bottoms and into my underwear, running two fingertips in a circular motion on my clit to get me nice and wet. Usually I’m thinking about my boyfriend when I’m doing this but sometimes I look on urban dictionary for some really steamy definitions. I slip two fingers into my hole and pump them inside for a few seconds-a minute until I’m gasping for breath. Then, I take out my blanket and put it underneath me (because cum stains do not come off) and reach for my hairbrush. I rub my clit more and then insert my hairbrush into my tight hole, moaning slightly as it stretches me out a little bit. When I’m wet enough I go faster, the subtle ridges on the brush providing the stimulation that I need. When I’m about to cum I pull the hairbrush out and reach for my vibrator. I turn it on to the first setting (we’ll change the setting later) and place it firmly on my clit, moving it around to find that special spot. By now I’m gasping for breath and moaning and the hairbrush is back in my hole, reaching my g-spot right at the back. I pump my hips up and down like I’m actually being banged, turning the vibrator up a setting to increase the vibration. The motion of the hairbrush and the vibrator make me squirt on my blanket and I moan my boyfriends name and catch my breath afterwards.
My whole family’s gone out - guess it’s time to masturbate!
This definition made me horny - where’s my vibrator?
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