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The small time gap between safety and danger. Can be used to define how long you have before someone turns angry, or before a fight breaks out or just for Shits and giggles when playing chap door, run.
Person 1: I just split with my girlfriend.
Person 2: sorry to hear that dude, how did she take it?
Person 1: don't know yet, waiting for her to reply.
Person 2: wait, you didn't do it to her face? You got maybe a 20 second gtfo period before she hunts you down dude.
A teacher who's on their period
Bro, Mrs. L was on their apple period.
your period ends and you have to peel those layers off your face.
girl: mine started today and i can’t wait to peel off my current layer. it’s already getting kinda loose!
friend: Ugh mine started today too can’t wait to peel off my layer and it feels sooooo good after you peel it right!?!? i love period peel
The theory stating that if a girl feels comfortable talking about her period to a guy of whom she has no intimate relationship, said guy will not be able to smash.
"Yo Cindy talked to me about her period yesterday" says Sam. "According to the period theory that means you won't be able to smash" says Neal
quite possibly the best song to evar exist. it was the opening theme song for full metal alchemist season 4 ( i think ).
hey guy, have you heard that song period by chemistry
The ancient ritual: the period dance. When done correctly, clouds form overhead bringing thunder and lightning, blood starts raining from the sky and dogs start howling. You will know that the ritual has worked when the vagina cries red tears.
Person 1: Why is the rain red?!
Person 2: Oh, I guess someone's doing the period dance.