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The surreptitious use of Google Latitude on your girlfriend's phone so that you can track her whereabouts without her knowing. Tends not to work with technology-proficient girlfriends. Also requires a phone that supports Latitude, but helped by the prevalence of Android, Apple OS and Blackberry phones.
Commonly abbreviated GiPS (pronounced: jips).
John: so Carla's gone out with her friends tonight, huh? Where are they headed?
Bob: she said Misty's but, hang on - my girlfriend positioning system shows an anomaly - why is she in some random street in Hangleton???
John: dude!
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Triceratops sex position is when your girl doggystyle on the bed, your under her with a finger in the anus, your wang in her thang, and a hand in her mouth, mimicking the Great Triceratops
Ben: Dude, sex last night was so good!!
John: What did you do?
Ben: I gave her the old Triceratops Sex Position, she was done in seconds!!
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Sex position that ruins the man's life in which the often freaky woman wraps her legs around the man right before he releases his love juices. The girl's legs are in a similar position to the legs of a dead spider; they are held tightly around the man, preventing him from pulling out as he b-b-b-busts.
Bruh Maren had me stuck in the dead spider position last night...
A sex position in which people stack on top of each other in alternating rows during an orgy, in a Jenga like fashion. The last person to pull out without falling over wins.
Last night, we tried The Jenga Sex Position. Mark barely beat Carlos.
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To rest the penis on the vagina as if to lay a hot dog in a bun.
Eddie gets tired sometimes and just uses the Oscar Meyer position.
When a man stands with his legs together after having pushed his junk firmly between them. When viewed from behind, it resembles a very nasty basket of fruit.
Is that a chick or is it a dude in the fruit-basket position?
Turn it around... look for the fruit!
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when the girl is sitting a wheely chair and the guy is standing and grabbing her legs and thrusting forward to have maximum please.
whenever im in the office and i get horny i go to the girl next door and just use her wheely chair...her name is kerri so its the kerri sex position
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