Rusty Rocket

A Rusty Rocket happens when you do a girl or guy in the ass with a dildo so hard, it jars the shit loose and it sticks to the dildo. You then take the dildo out and throw it as hard as you can at her face while making a bomb noise with your mouth.

Jonny and Jenny were fooling around and Jonny says, "Do you know what a Rusty Rocket is? Jenny says no. Jonny starts to perform the act of ass-fucking Jenny with the dildo. She got so excited by this act that she let loose and shit on the dildo. Jonny then says, "You shit on the dildo you slut!" He then takes it and chucks it at her face and says as hard as he can and exclaimed with pride, "Boom!!"

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rainbow rocketeer

any man who is very open about humping other men and letting them hump him

"dude, that rainbow rocketeer over there was saying how his life partner tore his sphincter in three last night, i about tossed my effinglunch!"

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dog rocket

An elongated piece of dog shit.

"Damn it, I stepped on that dog rocket."

"Pick up the dog rockets and put 'em in the bag Clem. We're gonna shit bag Anderson's porch."

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Booty Rocket

A bottle rocket that when lit, ends up being a dud. And duds are booty. Hence the name- Booty Rocket.

Guy 1: Hey lets go light those bottle rockets.

Guy 2: OK!! *lights match*

Guy 1 and 2: *waiting for explosion*

Guy 1: Damn booty rockets mah nigg.

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crotch rocket

A rocket with two wheels, one of which is often not on the ground due to high power/weight ratio, that you straddle and zoom all around slow moving boxes on wheels.

Suzuki Gixxer 750, Gixxer 1000, Honda CBR 929 RR, Yamaha R1, Ninja, Hayabusa

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rocket launcher

A weapon that launches rockets. Exists both in actual military usage and in video games, where opinions on it vary. Both forms of the rocker launcher fire rockets that usually explode on contact. In video games, this makes it a popular choice because it's easy and fun to use.

Can also be used as a verb in video games.

"Stop camping the rocket launcher!"

"I'm so going to rocket launcher you in the face."

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Rocket Donkey

Cowboy slang term for a Barrel Racing Horse. Usually a crazy, overhyped horse that will run you over, because he's so burnt out on barrel racing. Usually a $500 horse she spends $5k a month on in supplements, gimmicky "fixes" and chiropractor.

Oh God, here comes Brittany on her Rocket Donkey. Y'all better get out of the way!

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