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A description of how poor someone's short term memory really is by drawing similarities to a goldfish.
Girl: Hey! What did I say a minute ago about which items I wanted to order?
Guy: Jeez. Someone's been once 'round the goldfish bowl! It was that new book you saw.
Similar to "Sound as a pound". If something is as sound as a pound, it is very good or reliable.
Boss: This project schedule sound as a pound in a mound that’s round.
Me:
A saying which means there are no stupid people near you and you are a bad ass motherfucker, usually said after someone is about to, or does something god worthy,
“Im about to down this Stella” ……. ”Why”…… “Coz there’s no divis round ere mush”
When a person is fucking their sister in the ass and during intercourse they spin their sister on their dick like a merry go round.
I got drunk performed an Alabama merry go round on my sister last night.
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Where you get YourNansPegLeg and fuck 6 people in a circle round the back of Farmfoods while handing out free hand jobs for Spotify Premium accounts.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, Heard you were giving out Peg Leg Round Houses for Spotify Accounts?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! Just meet me behind Farmfoods at 6!"
Euphemism for sexual relations, particularly amounts men.
“Yeah, me and my homie went to play a round of CS GO last night.
Another word for orgy in which you keep going until there is only one man/woman left who is capable of continuting the sex.
It was Saturday night everyone in the trailor park had used up all their crystal meth so they decided it was time for a Gaston Round Robin Tournament. Before the night was over there were some seriously swollen, cum dripping cunts and asses. And few people looked like Danny Glover, one person had to go the the ER for a missing ear, Sophie had pressed charges on Mark for the Donkey Punch, and Clyde was not amused by his Don King. But Billy was the clear winner when him and the sheep were the last two standing.
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