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Scoop and Score

When you don’t want to get out of the shower or waffle stomp, so you poop in your hand and toss it in the toilet from the shower.

Sometimes the shower feels so good, scoop and score is the only way to go!

by JRentCy June 25, 2025


moop scoop

An expression or phrase that you say when you have the strong urge to poop.

Moop scoop!” Ronald screamed as he dashed down the hallway to the bathroom.

by Hal Squirt October 22, 2020


Scoop shard

A meth shard small enough to fit in a scoop made out of a a straw.

How much dope is left. ?

There is one big shard left as well as a few scoop shards

by Ceejay “murph” Jaymes April 16, 2018


retro-scoop

When a source is identified as having been among the first to acknowledge a phenomenon; or, when journalists write flattering articles about no-bodies in the hope of their future success.

He was the first comedian to make a joke about Obama on Comedy Central - what a retro-scoop.

I just made this Republican sound like the best thing since sliced bread - who knows, maybe I'll get a retro-scoop if one day he becomes president.

by Socoa January 31, 2009


whoop-di-scoop

Some absolute fire by kanye west (a.k.a-Trump's biggest fan)
Hottest shit of 2018

Producer: Show me the lyrics
Kanye: whoop-di-scoop di-poop
Producer: WOKE

by Free v-bucks May 01, 2018


scoop a bucket

A way in which someone can smoke el Mary Jane thou must clear his or hers “bucket” or they will be declared as a chicken

“Here bro come scoop this bucket” “ye didnae clear it ya chicken” “wanty come scoop a bucket”

by Dyldo1872 November 09, 2020


Tipsy Scoop

After a night of boozing with your woman and things start getting weird, you hold a waffle cone under your girls ass while she takes a shit into it. You then take the skinny end of the cone and place it in her snatch, while you fuck the wide end with shit inside of it.

Dude how did it go last night? “Not bad, I ended up giving her a tipsy scoop

by Imabrew17 May 17, 2018