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The act of a Nigga Ninja shoving 17 pencils up his ass.
Martin: My mom made pizza rolls want any?
Jerome: Sorry but it’s time for Pena-Pena-Seven-Tena-Tration.
Martin: Oh sorry but I don’t speak Nigga.
Jerome: Just let me shove 17 pencils up my ass in peace.
Are you fucking daft?! Use yer imagination you boring pricks!
"We were only five in number, so we had to enlist a couple of passing
casuals for a proper bout at seven the hard way."!
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The Seven Deadly Sins were the strongest and cruelest order of Holy Knights in the Kingdom of Liones. They were formed by seven brutal criminals, who had all been convicted for grievous crimes and had carved the symbols of seven beasts onto their bodies. After having been framed for murdering the Great Holy Knight, they were indefinitely disbanded, as well as branded as traitors and villains. They are the main protagonists of the Seven Deadly Sins anime and manga on Netflix. Its members consist of The Dragon's Sin of Wrath, Meliodas; The Grizzly’s Sin of Sloth, King; The Serpent's Sin of Envy, Diane; The Boar's Sin of Gluttony, Merlin; The Fox’s Sin of Greed, Ban; The Goat's Sin of Lust, Gowther; The Lion's Sin of Pride, Escanor.
Seven Deadly Sins (Nanatsu no Taizai) were formed for the expressed purpose of defeating the Demon Clan's Ten Commandments.
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Australia’s One Country, Seven Systems form of Government succeeds the former democratic system where Australia and its seven States was then governed by a Prime Minister, a time when all Australians were free to move throughout their homeland unchallenged and without fear.
However in 2020, the One Country Seven Systems form of Government was quickly introduced by State leaders called Premiers whom under the fog of Covid 19 virus, closed State borders to each other. Cross border activities for industry, family visits, employment, medical, farming, schools and much more mostly came to a stand still. Australians lost their once had freedom with people movement, employment and life style activity all now strictly controlled, monitored and enforced by the State Premiers law enforcement personnel. Forced quarantine, arrest powers and heavy monetary penalties were introduced to further control Australians by fear should strict compliance to the One Country Seven Systems form of Government not be adhered to. Economic collapse into a severe recession had resulted. Public out cry for the return of freedom of movement and a plea from the Prime Minister Scott Morrison for State borders to be open had fallen onto deaf ears of the State Premiers who have seized the country’s power.
Example of Australia. One Country Seven Systems. Queensland Premier Anastasia Palaszczuk “Queensland Hospitals are for our people “ in response to having refused entry into Queensland to a number nearby NSW residents who were in need of urgent medical care.
To make a row with someone because you are angry with him for some reasons, often used as a threat.
A big bloke threatened to beat seven shades of shit out of me at the pub yesterday.
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The social rule defining the youngest age one may date without it being socially unacceptable (or illegal). To compute the oldest one could date without it being socially awkward, simply subtract seven from one's own age, and multiply by two.
To compute the acceptable age an otherwise inappropriately matched couple would have to be before they could date, find the difference in their age, multiply by two, and add seven to get the age the older partner would have to be.
And remember, always round up when computing the youngest age you can date, and round down for the oldest. You know, just to be on the safe side.
Andy is 23, Betty is 19. Andy wants to know if they should date, so he computes half-your-age-plus-seven (18.5). This is an acceptable relationship.
Christine is 25, Donald is 43. Christine thinks she might be too young for Donald, so she reverses the half-your-age-plus-seven rule (36). This is an unacceptable relationship.
Eustace is 94, Frank is 46. Eustace considers the fact that half-your-age-plus-seven (54) makes this an inappropriate relationship to engage in. She also considers that she will be 110 before her relationship with Frank will be socially acceptable. She then considers the fact that she will be dead by then. Eustace continues on with her relationship with Frank anyway.
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The lower limit on the age of a potential partner for a person over 14, by socially acceptable standards. Used as a rule of thumb.
The converse is twice-(your-age-minus-seven).
The following online calculator makes the math easy and also calculates how long until an UNacceptable relationship becomes acceptable:
tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7
tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7
Dave: Yeh man, I totally banged that Kath chick last night.
John: Are you a pedo?! She's 15!
Dave: Nah, she's 15 and a half, half-your-age-plus-seven, I'm 17, so half my age is 8.5 and plus seven is 15.5.
John: ...Doesn't change the fact that she's my sister...
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