Flounder Founder

A mayor or founder who has the same physique and thiccness as Bubble Bass

Stacey: Damn did you see mayor James, talk about a real flounder founder.

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Marxaphobia

Someone with an intense phobia of Capitalism and Communism

Joseph: Hey bruh, can we split diamonds, I only have 4 more left to make a chest plate.
Harold: Wait, are you implying Communism?
Joseph: Well technically yeah, bu...
Harold: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaHhHhHH
Joseph:Oh yeah he has Marxaphobia, fucking Cumwad

Despacito Toasterino

Slang often used by people in the north of Wyoming that is used as the verb formality of toaster bath

Billy: Wow Jacob you look down in the dumps today
Jacob: Yeah the employee at Starbucks misspelled my name. Instead of “Jacob” they spelled it “Help there is a crazy man under the counter he has a gun please call 911 this is urgent”
Billy: Oof that’s rough, do you want to talk about it?
Jacob: No, it’s easier just to commit Despacito Toasterino.
Billy: Bruh.

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Tuesday

The day that you eat orphans and beat your wife.

Horacio: Excuse me sir, but you came in earlier today and now an orphan is missing, do you know anything about this?
Francis: Well you can’t blame me, it’s Tuesday I was hungee.
Horacio: What the fuck does that imply?
Francis: I Monched orphan.

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Pena-Pena-Seven-Tena-Tration

The act of a Nigga Ninja shoving 17 pencils up his ass.

Martin: My mom made pizza rolls want any?
Jerome: Sorry but it’s time for Pena-Pena-Seven-Tena-Tration.
Martin: Oh sorry but I don’t speak Nigga.
Jerome: Just let me shove 17 pencils up my ass in peace.

Peeneroni Pussy Pop

A sexual act of which you use a hot pocket as a condom. The hot pocket is usually pepperoni for that extra zing that really makes the pussy pop

Jane: Did you bring protection?
John: Hell yeah I did *whips out hot pocket*
Jane: What the actual fuck?
John: It’s called the Peeneroni Pussy Pop!
Jane: John I want a divorce.

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