sexual intercourse

how old are you again?

Chris and Amanada were having sexual intercourse with chains handcuffs until they lost the key.

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Donut- sexual

To be sexually attracted or turned on by donuts.

"Hey bro, wanna go to Dunkin Donuts?"

"Nah- man, I'm Donut- sexual, I'm not gonna cheat on my Pink frosted sprinkled donut............. WITH CREAM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

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Sexual Vandalism

Term used to describe the act of having sex in semi-public places, usually after hours or in vacant facilites, and causing a fair property damage in that act.

Sexual vandalism takes mere al fresco sex a step further by adding the thrill of wanton hooliganism.

Note that to sexually vandalise a person could have a completely different meaning to that of doing it to various public property.

me and my girlfriend broke into her school the other night to enjoy a bit of sexual vandalism of account of her graduating from that place soon. we romped all over and broke 2 sinks in the men's bathroom, ended up cracking the glass of their photocopier, moved all the potted plants into the entrance lobby and spay painted cocks on all the notice boards in the halls.

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quarter-sexual

quarter-sexual: a person who will do sexual act for a quarter ($.25).

Brian is a quarter-sexual; he will do any girl for a quarter. What a ho.

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D- Sexual

D- sexuality is similar to A- sexuality, only that one it is not repelled by sex. A D- sexual person tries to not get into any sexual intercourse whatsoever, a D- sexual person has a good life without.

Most D- sexual people ends up having sex from time to time whether they like it or not (they'll probably not like it), but they would NEVER get into any kind of relationship.

Girl: "Heey, you wanna come along to my place?"
D- sexual boy: "neeh, not really.."

Boy: "Let's go somewhere else, eh?"
D- sexual boy: "no man, sorry."

Alien: "let's go and have some fun!?"
D- sexual boy: "I was gonna say no, but since you are an alien, I'll join. Besides, you got any ice cream?"

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Snow Sexual

Someone who is deeply in-love with Snow White.

I love Snow White. I am Snow Sexual

Hot-sexual

A hot-sexual refers to some who’s sexual orientation is such that they are only attracted to hot members of the opposite sex.

This is also an LGBTQ+ recognised sexuality.

“Hey I’m a hot-sexual, only am attractive to hot chicks”