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A kinky fanfic for one of your ships that got/ is getting/ or whom you would like to get married (to).
Please stop writing 'hump ring ships' about me and my boyfriend, we aren't getting married.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.
The best ships names is probably Ram, (Sam + Ronni) Sanders, (Sarah + Anders) Janders, (Jack + Anders) Dayden, (Drew + Hayden) Hellen, (Kellen + Harper) Sarkus (Sam + Markus)
Person 1: “I ain’t never seen a best ship than Ram!”
Person 2: “I know right! Cutest couple!”
Person 1: It’s the best ship names ever!
When your chances with a girl go from 0.00001% to 0%, and there is no hope of her liking you back.
Person 1 “Bud I think that chick likes some other dude”
Person 2 “What should I text her?”
Person 1 “ Time to abandon ship”
Person 2 Gets blocked by her.
AN act of torture used on one's worst enemies. The act involves first leaving a log in a toliet. Then one must take captive of your enemy and wrap their face with plastic wrap (NOT TIGHT!!!, No need for sufication) then you proceed to give them a swirlie in the toliet that has the dung in it... Hence glass bottom ship...
I hate Hate him so badly, I want to give him a glass bottom ship...
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Band-term. After one band member decided to quit the band, all the other members already know that it's over but they decide to put up an add for a replacement anyway "just to see where we can take this anyway". After the new recruit joins this band with the enthousiasm of a young pup and probably got himself new "gear" just for this occasion, a month in or so after some half-assed rehearsals the whole band decides to call it quits.
"I got a new bass, a new amp, quit my job so I could make it to all the rehearsals, wrote five songs, and then they decide to quit!"
"Sounds like you we're boarding a sinking ship!"
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....or, a Puerto Rican. Nah, bro, he ain't black, he a ship-wrecked Mexican!
'Yo, homey grifted two k off that ship-wrecked Mexican!
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A phrase used for certain Harry Potter couples and pairings that you adore so much to the point where saying 'I ship it' becomes an understatement, hence, the use of 'I Durmstrang ship it' becomes more appropriate.
Because the Durmstrang ship is a magical ship and can travel underwater, it implies that a particular pairing is magical, can survive everywhere (on land and underwater too), and you will always ship it, no matter what.
Potterhead #1: 'I Durmstrang ship Romione and Jily so much!
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Potterhead #1: 'Do you ship book Hinny?'
Potterhead #2: 'I Durmstrang ship it! It's my OTP!'
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