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A soccer mom is an overly-protective mother whose role is to live the life of a child herself. She drive a huge ass SUV. She is usually shallow, ill-informed, self-indulgent, insecure. She assumes that “family value” kids like hers can do no wrong. She has never elevated herself from the high school focus of being popular, being “seen”, being “cute.” Her role in life is to “fit in,” her “thinking” is “cliché driven,” she is “family value” focused, but has no real understanding about what the term means and would be at a loss to try to define it. She feels sorry for those who do not have soccer mom credentials, who have no suv, no hellspawn (children), no “fashionably family valued” family like hers. Her hellspawns are an extension of herself, so she herself is a kid, and she molds them, transports them, educates them to think in the same shallow kid-like way she thinks. She is a “control freak” at heart with a mindset that is shallow and mindlessly routine. She doesn’t have the courage, the depth to express herself outside the “group think” of her soccer mom associates, for as in her high school days, she still seeks esteem from others by being popular, one of the gang. Wars, pestilence, poverty, the environment are issues that pass her by and always will. She is a robot, a child who has grown older but not wiser, an american dream tragedy culture has promoted, not having the depth to see or understand the sickness it has fostered
Me: *listening to Metallica in my 1969 Ford Mustang*
Soccer Mom: *drives to the side of me in a suv*
SM: You turn that awful and satanic garbage off this instant!
Me: *turns it to the max*
SM: TURN IT OFF YOU AWFUL MONSTER, MY CHILDREN ARE PRESENT AND THEY WILL GET CORRUPTED THANKS TO YOU!!!
Me: Fuck off, bitch.
SM: THAT'S IT! I'M CALLING THE POLICE, AND YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS IF I SEE YOUR STUPID CAR! NEWER IS BETTER!
SM: *drives away*
Me: Bye bye asshole..
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When guys typically high schoolers/College students live to talk about soccer at all time regardless if it's winter or fall it doesn't even need to be soccer season. Soccer is the only thing on their minds.
Rafael is such a soccer geek all he does is speak of soccer.
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people who have a profile picture of some soccer person. they are normally known to be
1: annoying as they cannot talk about anything other than a ball game. but when they do talk about something else..
2: they have horrible takes. sometimes even homophobic or transphobic. the worst one out of all of them though.....
3: british.
pshh, this asshole on twitter is really trying to tell me that their are only 2 genders. Must be a soccer pfp.
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The feeling of disappointment and wounded national pride after a World Cup loss
My friend Sergio was soccer sad at Italy's disappointing tie with New Zealand.
Hans was soccer sad all day after Serbia defeated Germany.
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(noun or verb) With CapriSun in hand, while eating orange slices, a man goes doggy-style on a woman over the age of 40 (or a genuine soccer mom of any other age). Upon climax, the man releases himself and empties the remaining content of his CapriSun on the woman's back. For added bonus, orange peel remains are also thrown while shouting "YOU'VE BEEN SOCCER-DOGGED".
To fufill a lifelong childhood fantasy, Bill soccer-dogged Jane.
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The greatest game in the history of time.
Check it out at www.mystifygames.co.uk
The best game ever is mystify soccer
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brick soccer...a game that not many americans play
you play brick soccer with bricks and a soccer ball and try to knocjk the bricks down with the soccer ball last brick standing is the winner
guy 1: i wanna play soccer but theres to many bricks in the lawn
guy 2: not a problem we can play brick soccer
guy1 : wowziers good idea
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