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when your girl/boy friend has sex with you on christmas without you knowing
i have the best girlfriend ever! we had a surprise christmas last year!!
When the guy you are hooking up with all of a sudden ghosts on you because he finds out he is having a baby with someone else.
I'm racking my brain why he won't return my calls and I think he's either in Jail or having a surprise baby.
Shia Surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes
Where you cum and shit in a latex glove and leave it in your buddies bathroom.
Himalayan Surprise
Dude 1: Hey I just pulled a Himalayan surprise in Max’s bathroom!
Dude 2: Nice bro! He’s gonna be pissed when he recovers from his hangover!
When you nut and catch it in your hand then proceed to rub it in your pubic hair then rub it in your gf eyes
I gave my girlfriend a chewbacca surprise and went blind afterwards.
when writing (normally in a book) or a film/movie has the reader/audience surprised by an action or a fact
They were relying on the element of surprise to win the game.
Something a pet (normally dog) finds and eats off the floor/ground (typically when outside) and is normally eaten very quickly before the human can take it away.
She found another ground surprise! I think it was a chicken bone again!