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When a person cannot let go of one branch (relationship) until he/she has a good hold on another.
Tracie: If Amy's so unhappy with her boyfriend, why doesn't she just break up with him?
Jennifer: Because she's never actually been single; she won't dump him until there's the security of a relationship with another guy around the corner.
Tracie: Oh I see...she has orangutan syndrome.
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The feeling of disappointment at one's everyday life after witnessing the greatest band in the world live
Foo fighters are so freaking awesome they've given me everlong syndrome.
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D.Va Syndrome (pronounced Diva Syndrome) is an illness unique to the players of overwatch, specifically to those who play the character "D.Va". The main and most noticeable symptom of this syndrome is as follows. Whenever the player notices they are below half HP (critical hp) a trigger activates in their brain, forcing them to use every single ability at the same time and fly directly into the enemy team. Other common symptoms can be: using bomb without boosters and standing at the back of the team using D.Va as a sniper.
"Devin just flew into the enemy team on 10 HP, he must have D.Va Syndrome"
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After you've blown your load, you lose all interest in the girl and just want to her to go away. She's served her purpose and is pretty much an elephant in the room at this point.
"You know normally I'd get Blower's Syndrome and tell you to leave but I don't mind Maggie, you can sleep here if you want." - BW
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The affliction where by middle to late 50-something men downsize their family housing, wait out any potential child support issues by ensuring all first marriage children are over the age of 18, and then allow their young mistresses existence to be known by the first wife. First wife is then "allowed" or even encouraged to throw them out of their now much smaller home. "Husband" ie scumbag is now free to set up his slick new bachelor pad at the nearest beach location without risking hefty mortgage and/or child support payments to the firt wife.
While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.
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Denying or refusing to acknowledge something that is blatantly obvious as if your head were in the sand like an ostrich.
Guy: You know, I didn't see them kissing. I saw them canoodling in the library for hours but I had no idea he was cheating on you.
Girl: Really? Sounds like you've got the Ostrich Syndrome.
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when you have plenty of shit to do, but you don't want to do anything and just sit and listen to music and stare at your monitor doing nothing.
ie. Being bored as hell while having plenty of things to occupy yourself with
<LlamaJudeau> damn
<LlamaJudeau> esco syndrome is hitting hard T_T
<LlamaJudeau> im all "jesus wtf im fucking bored"
<LlamaJudeau> "animu? no. movie? no. game? no. go outside? no. stand up? no."
<LlamaJudeau> "do nothing? >______<"
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