A person who has many fetishes, including dwarf, turban and amputee fetishes. Also, enjoys turning every sentence into a sexual thought
OMGODZILLA she's such a Loren Evans
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Isaiah is a name you can trust, someone who is beautiful but very blunt. Isaiah will not lie to you but instead give you the truth even if it is hurtful.
he is just like Isaiah Evans
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One Badass mother fucker!
And probably one of the hottest people you will ever meet.
Sometimes he makes stupid decisions, but its ok.
not to mention he is VERRY well endured ;)
make sure you back the FUCK off though, because if any bitch tries to get with him i will personally kick your ass.
"yo isnt that Skippy/Evan Saltzman?"
"yeah man! hes really fucking cool"
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was killed from the brutality of beating his cock
Matthew Evans beat his dick so hard and it exploded with blood
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Dan Evans is a man of humor and has a 99% chance of being you real father.
Also is another word for a massive penis and will most likely rule the world.
Dan Evans has such a huge Dan Evans...Damn!
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the fuck boi that you never see coming. he will lead you on for monthes then randomly stop talking to you and tell you heβs talking to other girls. watch the fuck out bitches
βhey who is evan james?β
βugh thatβs the dick that ghosted me last weekβ
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Has no friends
Yo look at Fionn. He looks like a real Kaden Evans
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