Someone that likes juicy congealed meat in their face
Hey, did you hear about Eric? i heard he is a mega spam lord
The little bitch boy that needs to pick the tune in the Uber and carries a few spare aux cord doo-dads with them.
Can’t let anyone else’s tunes play, just hogs YouTube Red for the whole party.
“Don’t invite jamie to the kick-on he’s just gonna be an aux lord all morning.”
“Who’s going to sit in the front and be the aux lord, I’m fading...”
the god of gods, the creator of space jam and time, the overall best guy massive shlong btw,
the god of gods, the creator of space jam and time, massive shlong btw
Lord dortis will devour any edible food item in his path. He loves using big adjectives and being the manager. Here are some of his most classic scriptures
“Are you going to eat that” dortis 11.2.23
“The leafs suck” dortis 7.11.42
Lord dortis loves getting paid to wipe the elderly.
A man who has a fetish for sex with menstruating women.
When Jessica is horny on her period she just summons The Red Lord to take care of her needs.
The most dripped out member of anyone’s squad. Often wearing clothing items fit for a king, this includes; supreme, bape, Lacoste, and many more luxury brands. Almost always have Jordan’s on they’re feet, yeezys are acceptable.
Ayyo, dat swag lord dripped to the mofucking teeth homie