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penguin job

The act of paying for a blow job and the hooker running away after pulling ones pants down to one's ankles leaving them waddling like a penguin while chasing after.

I shouldn't have paid her in advance, she pulled my pants down and gave me a penguin job.

by barney beaverpleaser January 3, 2014


penguin crap

When one takes a crap, that when finished, the person will end up walking like a penguin.

"Why has Phil been walking like a penguin for the past few minutes?"
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."

by Vanh0 October 23, 2011


nice penguin

A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.

Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.

Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.

by ะnะพn December 29, 2011


penguin-a-licious

The act of being as cool and witty as a penguin.

She is so not penguin-a-licious. Look at her shoes!

by Nick April 22, 2005

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except the penguin

Chill out, calm down, just really excepting life.

"What the hell is wrong with you!?"

"Dude except the penguin"

by DounutBum June 10, 2005

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Penguin Scoop

The flipping of a fat mans man-boob. The scooping refers to Oil Spills that have occurred near Buenos Aires, where multiple penguins have died from the oil toxins. The process of cleaning the dead penguins involves scooping them up, very similar to that of the scooping action of a man-boob in a "Penguin Scoop".

However penguin scooping of the female breasts does not produce the desired effect of a penguin scoop. The mammary glands of the breast are denser than the fat in a man-boob, therefore the flopping reaction from a penguin scoop is replaced with a subtle 'bounce'.

"That man's breast are crying for a good penguin scoop."

Upon completing a successful Penguin Scoop "PENGUIN SCOOP!"

by Dr. Babooshka May 13, 2009

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Killer Penguin

The most skilled killer in the world who can do anything to destroy his enemies

That serial killer is like a Killer Penguin.

by Yoman21 March 8, 2022

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