eating shit

To basically sit around doing nothing of any productive value. Or another person or group of people participating in an activity that to you is a waste of time and is of no interest.

What did you do last night?
Not much, sat around at home eating shit.

Was the club poppin' last night?
Yeah, mad heads were up in the joint, but everyone was jus' standin' around eating shit.

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eating out

To go down on your girlfriend or wife.
To cause extrem pleasure for your girlfriend or wife.
The best thing a guy could do for his girlfriend or wife.
An unselfish act.
If done correctly, you could give your girlfriend or wife an orgasm or multiple orgasms.
Some thing that takes practice.
Some thing that can be fun if you give it a chance.
To lick a womens clitoris, vigina lips, and vigina entrance.
Can be done while fingering your girlfriend or wife.

Eating out my girlfriend is the best thing Im good at.

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eat out

when a man or woman licks another's woman's pussy so bad they cant stand it anymore. They open their legs and go for a longg, bumpy, ride....
please enjoy, WHAT I WANT...CALL ME

Ted "open your legs up, i want lunch"
Liz "good i was hoping i was a good restaurant"

"my girlfriends so hott, i ate her out four times last night, that would make...FOUR MEALS"

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Eat bird

An interjection similar to "get lost" or "quit it"

Entomology: Comes from a story on TardBlog where a retarded boy eats an embryonic bird and later exclaims "eat bird" - it's usage, however, has little to do with the entomology.

Random guy: Hey baby, let's see those tits!
Girl: Eat bird.

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window eating

window eating

verb; the act of consuming window pane LSD which is when LSD has been absorbed or encapsulated by a gelatin substrate. Also known as window licking, window pane or 4-way . the end result of this action is the experience of powerful hallucinations and sensory distortion in the user that is... just... just fantastic.

1Hey Rodolgo, what are you doing later?
-Oh man i was going to go window eating tonight, want to come with?
Sure! is it any good?
- its good! real good! old family shit!

2 gaot any acid?

-sure if want window pane!
-i would love to go window eating

3 what did he just take?
- oh he went window eating and will be tripping his face off!

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eating ass

to eat the booty like groceries

"Yo that girl is nasty!" -dude 1

"Yeah and I went all chris kyles on that ass too." -dude 2
"Got a lot of nerve to be eating ass. Gross" -dude 1

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jew eat

common to "jew call me". Jew eat is how most people ask "did you eat".

"jew eat yet?"
"no. jew?"

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