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The bad lion

After having sex doggie style you graphics the wrists of the one on bottom and whisper in her ear "long live the king." And throw her off the bed.

I gave her the bad lion last night and she was pissed.

by Reaper715 February 20, 2017


The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.

by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023


bright eyed lion

blonde bimbo who denies or manipulates anything that is remotely true and incriminating one’s self.

bright eyed lions sure is retarded

by pinchy1x August 11, 2023


bright eyed lion

some blonde bimbo who denies anything that’s remotely true and incriminating of herself

bright eyed lions sure is a retard

by pinchy1x August 11, 2023


cave lion

when a penis is medically considered micro yet there is a large amount of pubic hair on the shaft of the penis, this makes the penis look like it has a mane (lions mane) with the bear head of penis resembling the face of the lion. since the penis is a micro penis it occasionally retracts in to the body thus the "lion" hides in the the "cave" CAVELION

I saw Jim in the locker room, poor guy has a cave lion.

by wizard cow February 9, 2017


Lion King Porn

A Type Of Art Based On The 1994 Disney Film, “The Lion King.” It Is A Piece Of S***.

Billy, Atleast I Don’t Make Lion King Porn Like You. Thats Why Your Dad Left.”

by lemons and balls November 30, 2023


lion pizza chicken

mishearing of “lying piece of shit king
king, referring to loveandlight

Im a lion pizza chicken!”
SAY IT AGAIN
IM A LION PIZZA CHICKEN

by chickenlova February 10, 2024