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To clime someone’s roof naked, particularly while the fire is inflamed, for the purposes of pooping down the chimney to set fire to ones excrements, while shouting “ho-ho-ho”. The challenge originated from the day someone was dared to complete such a challenge to do so without singing the hairs of ones ass.
Charlie went on dude bros roof and Santa pooed that old mans flaming fire so hard!
Mustache or facial hair that reminds you of Santa Claus
Randy’s mustache was very Santa Clausish
When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he gets stuck so you pull out his tiny dick and start jerking him off all night.
Kim: Santa's stuck in my chimney!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!
A term referring to the 3 straight, full weeks of school that follow Thanksgiving break and preceed Christmas break.
John: Hey. Welcome back from Thanksgiving break!
Susan: Yeah, and now the Santa stretch begins. I can't wait till Christmas!
When you pound a girl in the ass, pull out a fudge stick and draw a beard on her while you sing "Ho, ho, ho"
To spread holiday cheer Robert gave Cindy a Dirty Santa.. Laughter was had by all!
A prank that involves dropping of deuce (poop) into the back part of toilet, so that everytime they flush, the water tank empties and the poop hits the open air greeting them with a stinky suprise to last the whole year round. ho ho ho...
I was at a cable job and the customer pissed me off so bad, I left them a secret santa in thier toilet.
The act of nutting(ejaculating, cumming, skeeting) in your hands, then sneaking up behind someone and rubbing a santa-esque beard on their face. This maneuver is only done during the holiday season.
Jill- That fucker Danimal came up behind me last night at the christmas party and gave me a secret santa!
Delilah- Hot.