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The water that dumb people drink
I’m dumb I’ll just drink my smart water
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"Not To Smart Bud" is a catchphrase is commonly used as an interjection to point out a person’s mistakes.
"Aww man I just just fell over in front of a cute girl I liked"
"Not to Smart Bud"
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A Smart-Arse-Tax is a form of punishment imposed on smart-arses by taking money/ other items of value from friends, peers etc when they demonstrate their ability to be a smart-arse.
Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.
Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.
A smart phone which randomly creates new words during texting making communication difficult.
Damn this semi-smart phone sucks!!! Love the blame game!
Term used to describe one who is monumentally stupid.
Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.
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Smart ass that has a higher than average intelligence.
Better than a dumb ass
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1) omg. your such a smart ass bitch!!!
2) I know, but that's better than being a dumb ass.
Brandy Bedford...... she is a Smart Ass Bitch, I'm going to grow up to be a smart ass bitch just like her. I wanna be the next B.B.
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There is regular smart and then there is bow-tie smart.
"shit, that dude is smart"
"no way man, that mother fucker is bow-tie smart!"
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