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A logical fallacy whereby someone points out that one thing is better than another when, in fact, both items in the comparison are horrible.
Person A: "I'd much rather hook up with Girl-X, she's better looking than Girl-Y."
Person B: "That's like saying you'd rather drink a turd milkshake instead of being beaten savagely with cacti. While the turd milkshake may arguably be better, it's still a turd milkshake and it still sucks. My point is that you shouldn't sleep with either of those heinous-looking girls, and your turd milkshake fallacy isn't helping your argument."
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When a group of horny, gay, black men get together and have an orgy. Usually containing around 60 individuals.
Boy 1- "What's going on in that house?"
Boy 2- "Crap I think it's an Alabama Chocolate Milkshake"
Boy 1- "Shit, run!"
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When a guy and a Girl 69 and the guy cums in the girls mouth while he gets menstral blood in his mouth. Then the two kiss and make up mixing the two substances.
"Hey lets do a strawberry milkshake"
"Fuck no thats sick!"
"Why not, i like mixing your vagina blood with my cum in each others mouths by kissing after 69ing."
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extremely bad breath - characterized by crap and ass.
that dudes breath smells so bad it's like he's been suppin' on a doo doo milkshake
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When you order two drinks, but instead get one drink that combines the two you ordered.
Dammit! I ordered a shot of tequila and a milkshake, but instead got a tequila milkshake. Fucking Denny's!
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When you pour, cinnamon, piss, shit, vomit, brown sugar and cum in your anus, jump up and down, shit it out and drink it out of the toilet bowl or eat it out of a vagina.
Guy: Wanna try my cinnamon milkshake
Girl: Ew, gross
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When a person gives themselves an enema, but holds it in. You then have vigorous sex. Just before climax, he rams his dick in your ass and cums. When he pulls out the fluids explode from your rectum like blender on high speed with no lid on.
Man, me and George tried a Mississippi Mud Milkshake last night.....let's just say the housekeeper isn't gonna be happy in the morning.
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