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A porno magazine that is tucked away in the woods for the next generation of horny teenagers to find. It is known that the members of metal bands Shadows Fall and From Autumn To Ashes are great supporters of this. It's also a fact that the internet is ruining woods porn.
Person 1: OMG, I FOUND THIS PENTHOUSE MAG IN THE WOODS DUDE!
Person 2: *gets naked*
Person 1: Yes, woods porn is the best!!!
When someone finds shemale porn on your computer
"Dude, I found embarrassing porn on steves PC.. that"
A wooded area, usually in a forest that is littered with porno magazines. A porn pit is a common area that juveniles dump porno's taken from their parents homes. It can also be created by a creepy middle aged man (or your older brother), then stumbled upon by juveniles.
"I found a porn pit in the woods behind the grocery store... there were pictures cut out of porno's and hung on tree branches".
Porn of people who dont have arms or legs.
dude what type of porn do you watch? Bro you got to try nugget porn
FBI is on the way
Why would you search this are ya a pedo EH?
Secret fbi:sup dude
Pedo dude:hey dude got some loli porn
Secret fbi:*Showing his id*THIS IS THE FBI YOUR UNDER ARREST
The literary exchange mechanism by which pre-internet British children exchanged porn. Mags were placed in known hedges, to be taken or swapped as desired by other males.
How did you find this copy of Razzle? Under your dad's bed?
No, it's hedge porn, I found it in a lay-by.
Fictional stories posted on social media to evoke an emotional reaction usually resulting in the secretion of tears while sitting at your desk.
A woman used her body as shield to protect her new born from the building that collapsed on her. a day later they found her body under the rubble, the baby was still a live. her phone was in her hand and she had texted I Love you to her son. emotional porn