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something you say to someone who basically never goes outside
bestie please go touch grass you've spent 4 weekends in a row at online debate comps
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when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice
i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides
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When you take a shit and the water splashes you asshole and/or tant.
i took a shit and got touched by an angel.
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One who touches one's noodle, or penis. One who masturbates. A wanker.
Charlie left the bar before he paid his tab. What a fucking touch noodle!
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The act of sexually touching someone you are not in a relationship with, using your hands, right before, during or right after sexual activity.
Armando provided casual touching to his brother's fiancee, the day before the wedding.
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When an attractive young lady, who has long fingernails, gently caresses or scraps your taint.
Tom: An angel's touch just feels so good.
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When you're a "tad" bit autisic. Commonly used in a disrespectful manner in schools across Ireland and the UK.
Chav: nah I swear Ur so *r slur*
Chavs friend: I think we all have a touch of the tism
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