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something you say to someone who basically never goes outside
bestie please go touch grass you've spent 4 weekends in a row at online debate comps
when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice
i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides
When you take a shit and the water splashes you asshole and/or tant.
i took a shit and got touched by an angel.
The act of sexually touching someone you are not in a relationship with, using your hands, right before, during or right after sexual activity.
Armando provided casual touching to his brother's fiancee, the day before the wedding.
One who touches one's noodle, or penis. One who masturbates. A wanker.
Charlie left the bar before he paid his tab. What a fucking touch noodle!
When an attractive young lady, who has long fingernails, gently caresses or scraps your taint.
Tom: An angel's touch just feels so good.
When you're a "tad" bit autisic. Commonly used in a disrespectful manner in schools across Ireland and the UK.
Chav: nah I swear Ur so *r slur*
Chavs friend: I think we all have a touch of the tism