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when a guy is too fat to masturbate and has to stroke backward from elbow looking like a backhoe boom
bob is so fat he has to resort to the backhoe tug to pull himself
Tube tugging- a holiday festivity in which two men, both erect, stuff the same tube down their urethra. On the count of three, both men clench, violently flexing their pelvic muscles, and pull in opposite directions. Upon the event that the tube is jarred free or one man is three feet removed from his starting position, the opposing man wins. The loser then gets down into the fetal position, and the winner is free to release his urinary secretions on him, displaying his dominance. Any audience members are also free to release on the losing man, as losing a game of tube tug is meant to be quite humiliating.
“I could really go for a good old fashion game of tube tugging right now”
The car game of masturbating in the back seat in the interest of finishing in the eyes of the driver, causing and accident is the primary goal
Just had a quality game of Tug Tug Splat with Grandma
I just heard someone on a British TV say this
It was Rob who decided to pull over and give him a tug
Firmly grabbing a female/males teats and giving them a firm yet sensual tug.
“Damn those MILFS tits are huge! Def could get a good teat tugging tonight.”
Using feces as a lube for masturbation.
When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.