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valentines day is a day created by hallmark to get you to buy their stuff which ends up makes you cry and jerk off bc you feel like no one likes you romantically or sexually
february 14th is valentines day
A day were straight people give eachother overpriced boxes of chocolates
Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?
Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry
A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.
What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David
the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.
best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no
Person 1: Bro What you doin on valentines day?
Person 2: gonna go cry on my bed
The day that most of us cry in a corner alone.
Person 1:Happy Valentines Day.
Person 2:k
A day where everyone give chocolate to their love ones.
A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked
Ah shit here we go again by valentine's day