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A glorified holiday to try to sell cards
A day hated by all single people everywhere.
"Ugh, I hate Valentine's Day."
valentines day is a day created by hallmark to get you to buy their stuff which ends up makes you cry and jerk off bc you feel like no one likes you romantically or sexually
february 14th is valentines day
A day were straight people give eachother overpriced boxes of chocolates
Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?
Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry
A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.
What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David
the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.
best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no
Person 1: Bro What you doin on valentines day?
Person 2: gonna go cry on my bed