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During sexual intercourse a slide whistle is inserted into the partners anus and defacated in. The whistle is then removed and played by the other partner.
Partner 1: “hey, can you give me an Armenian Shit Whistle?
Partner 2: “sure! I’d be happy to”
To perform this you must be an expert at Tibetan throat singing. The actual act is sexual in nature as you would bend over your partner and start singing into their asshole. Has to be high or low pitch vibrations strong enough to feel it on the insides.
I'm gonna take you home and show you how to Tibetan death whistle baby.
Basically the gender reverse of the rusty trombone. That said, details matter. As the gentleman lovingly rims the fair maiden, he rubs his index finger along the moistened edges of her (insert preferred term) for her comfort. Next, slowly insert said finger in the aforementioned, while lovingly whistling the tune of her choice, hence creating a chorus of musical pleasure.
Ah girl, my man played me "patience" on the rusty slide-whistle last night, Guns-n-Roses never sounded of felt so good.
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What American Democrats call everything they disagree with.
Democrat: Um, excuse me? Did you just say "Merry Christmas?" That is clearly a racist dog whistle for oppressive patriarchal white supremacy.
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This is some obscure way ex-partners have to bring their former lover back to them.
Tommy was fine until Shelia pulled out her X dog whistle!
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Those plastic tampon applicators you find washed up on the Jersey shore.
We wanted to have a quiet moonlight stroll, but the Jersey Beach Whistles were everywhere.
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A rare and Inconspicuous combination of words to signal to your friends that there is a foursome/threesome/orgy afoot and they need to get there ASAP
Phone rings......
Jeff: hello?
Tom: Cuban pussy whistle!!
Jeff: I’ll be there in 5
.....Phone call ended
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