Furrballed

When your going down on a girl after a fresh shave and some loose pubes get in your mouth.

E: I went down on her last night after she shaved and some hair got in my mouth

B: looks like you got furrballed

Oinkem

The observance of someone who is fat and does not benefit society in any way. A real oinkem

Brady: "Hey, Ethan did you see that blob in the car next to me"
Ethan: "No, what is it"
Brady: "A fat loser, an oinkem"

That bitch went to golden corral every day for a week. What an oinkem

Armenian Shit Whistle

During sexual intercourse a slide whistle is inserted into the partners anus and defacated in. The whistle is then removed and played by the other partner.

Partner 1: “hey, can you give me an Armenian Shit Whistle?

Partner 2: “sure! I’d be happy to”

Crudite

A French word used to refer to raw vegetables arranged in a platter. Typically served with dip.

Something Dr. Oz likes to purchase ingredients for at Wegmans (not Wegners)

Dr Oz: “ Guys that’s $20 for crudité and this doesn’t include the tequila”

Dr Oz: “ I could really go for some crudite right now”

dobeybrick

A person who is both fat and stupid. Basically a dumb blob

"Wow that Tyler kid is a real dobeybrick"