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A slang phrase meaning The female genetalia (aka: Vagina). If you think about it, the vagina is a pocket. What does that pocket recieve? Thats right, a boner. Hence the name BONER POCKETS.
"Yo, she has some deep boner pockets!"
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An unexpected boner provoked by a frightening experience or unusually strong or dangerous potential mate.
Sally: I'll break your fucking nose, Tom.
Tom: Fear boner, activate!
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An erection you consciously attempt to achieve in order to be polite and/or appreciative to a woman. Typically in response to an unattractive naked woman, or an inartfully executed handjob, it is an attempt to spare her the insult of a flaccid penis.
The girl in the hot tub was pretty fat, but since she'd taken her top off I tried to work up a courtesy boner, you know, to be chivalrous.
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When referring to a man's erection as a boner, a boner shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. Most likely an unattractive woman. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog by Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler:
FEY AS PALIN: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.'"
POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.'"
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an untimely erection usually resulting in embarrassment in front of public places
The teacher called me to the board, but my awkward boner prevented me from doing so.
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A type of boner that a guy gets without realizing it.
Dude look at that dude he has a ghost boner and doesn't even know it!
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a belt used to hold in a boner, usually worn at all times around the waist.
mr. key made use of his boner belt when his erection knocked out his grandmother.
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