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To give a girl a donkey punch when doing it doggy style and then ejaculate on her back then pressing the sheets to her shoulders to give her a cape when she wakes up.
So my girlfriend said she had a child hood fantasy of being a superhero so I gave her the wonder woman last night
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Much like 'Supermaning a ho', the male cums in the females eyes after she falls asleep so that in the morning she cannot open her eyes.
"Does Rick James hafta Stevie Wonder a ho?"
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a person who thinks they can make one rap song even though theyre white
one hit wonder... ryan donnelly, RDONZ, the Don.
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A Guy who blows his load in 10 secends through too much excitement. Jonny had a Ten second wonder
I think Jon took a Ten second wonder just looking at her.
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My new term to refer to the Pokemon Shedinja. It has only one hit point. The only thing that stops it from losing is it's ability, wonder guard, which means only moves that are super effective against it can actually hit it sucessfully.
A one hit wonder may seem cool, but it is no where near as good as having a pokemon with ton of hit points.
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One nut wonder just passed by us.
(Aidon Smith)
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When a man has 89 ounces of viagra and then inserts his penis into each and every one of the woman’s holes. He proceeds to ejaculate one load into each eye, nostril, ear, and so on.
Thomas couldn’t wait to perform The 10 Wonders Of The Woman on his 98 year old fling.
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