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Blankey Yankee

An SO who steals all the blankeys, therefore deeming themselves a Blankey Yankee.

'I slept with Brenda last night, and let me tell you, she's a damn Blankey Yankee.'

by Poop12345!@#$% December 31, 2016


Downtown Yankee

When you or your partner grabs onto your penis, and stuffs it into your rectum (Putting it downtown) whilst you finger your partners rectum (downtown)

Man, last night was crazy when my partner had diarrhea during our Downtown Yankee. It got in my eye!

by Dr cooch sniffer July 24, 2024


Get yankeed on

Isabella’s way of saying get shit on

Doug: ugh I have to clean

Isabella: get Yankeed on Broski

by Throne with truth November 25, 2020


yankee twat

A women, mostly from the European continent, who spreads her legs if the man pretends to be in possession of a Greencard or US passport. If language skills are B1 or above, a simple "I am from the US" may do the job too.

"Man, I am from Kongo, never got any chick here, but with 11's flirt advices I lay one after another yankee twat here"

by TT11 November 10, 2020


Yankee Tax

A Yankee Tax is an added fee applied to especially to, but not always, to {Yankees}, or other outsiders in the South, that locals are not asked to pay, due to their behavior, demanding attitude, or general rudeness. The Yankee Tax is usually paid by the Yankee either without knowing it, as Yankees believe Southerners are all stupid, or reluctantly, as when they feel they have no choice.

Example #1: (at a Yard Sale)
Local: How much is this bike?
Local #2: $30.
Yankee (rudely interrupts, takes out $30 from wallet): Hey, I was looking at it first!
Local #2 (looks at money): Sorry, did I say $30- I meant $50!
Yankee: That's a Yankee Tax!
Example #2: (renting a place):
Yankee Caller ( from out of state area code): How much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord (answers the phone): You ain't from here, are you?
Yankee Caller (gets offended): I'm from New Yawk!
Local Landlord: $1000 a month, plus two months deposit, plus a credit score of 740, plus no pets, and utilities
Yankee Caller: The ad said $900- that's a Yankee Tax!
Yankee hangs up.
Local Caller: Hey, how much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord: You know Billy Williams- you sound just like him!
Local Caller: Yeah, that's my daddy!
Local Landlord: That'll be $850 a month, plus deposit- but I'll take half the deposit down! Y'all got any pets?
Local Caller: Three coon dogs!
Local Landlord: Well, I hope they like a big backyard!
Example #3 (At a truck stop)
Yankee Customer: Hey, I been sitting here five minutes, I want to place my order!
Local Waitress: Hold on just a minute...
Yankee: I want my coffee now, and is the milk soy?
Ten minutes later...
Yankee: Why's my bill say $4.99 for a cup of coffee?
Local Waitress (shrugs shoulders): That don't include tax!
Local Trucker: That's a {Yankee Tax!} (laughing)

by The Confederate Wordsmith October 7, 2019


yankee doodle dickwad

A politician who while in office pretends to serve the people while blatantly pursuing their own self interest.

The president just fired the head of an investigation against him with no legitimate cause. What a Yankee Doodle Dickwad!

by Bauxb May 17, 2017


Yankeeing

A form of yelling for a long and extended time on random war related games that are usually multiplayer.

I'm about to go Yankeeing on holdfast

by Yankee_Doodle April 28, 2024