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Moms are "loving" people, but watch out! She might spank you so hard you forget everything. Just don't be a bitch and everything will work out. P.S she is a bitch
That MOM is so good at giving my kids spankings I started paying her to do it!
A strong woman with great personality..
But not all 'mom' can do their responsibility
A women who is sexually active, and decides to have kdis. In order to:
A) abuse them
or
B) Take care with all the sweeteste guidelines
Is that your mom? Yeah shes a mom
The best person in the the world it may be different for you but for me she has put up with all my sh*t (I'm surprised she hasn't killed me yet)
Me: mom
Mom: yes
Me:dad wants to know what is for dinner
Mom: what ever he's cooking
(Few seconds later)
Me: I don't think we're eating today
Mom:*at the stove* I'm making tacos
Me: ok cool
A mom is ur nightmare, she cant do shit and she fucked you once
SWEET HOME ALABAMA MOM
NOOOO
CUM ME
MOAN
The woman I did last night. Just kiddin it’s just the woman you came out of.
Your mom is really fuggin hot my dood.