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When a girl masturbates
"I'm gonna go tap the cat now"
Guy #1: "I heard Lynn was tapping the cat. What's that mean?"
Guy #2: "it's just another word for masturbating, man."
it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat
and that random hobo was me
random 53 iq guy:cat the pat!
normal person:what
The opposite of a cool cat. Someone who is just absolutely mid in every way possible.
“oh that guy over there, he’s just an ordinary cat”
“what’s an ordinary cat?”
“he’s just not that cool of a cat”
The inability for someone to see past the first step in a plan, thereby being clueless as to what to do when it is successful. So named because indoor cats always pine to go outside, staring out the window all day, trying to sneak out the door, but once outside, they have no step 2 to the plan.
This one guy was planning to kill his wife for insurance money, but once he did, he had no idea what to do next and was caught quickly. He really had Indoor cat syndrome on that one.
The opposite of a catfish. For example, they look better in person than on instagram or snap
A safe way to say someone eats pussy
Person #1: Ok we have to be careful my parents are in the other room!
Person #2: Uhh ok. Did you hear about Tony? He’s a huge Cat Licker!
Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.
Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.