A will toot fart is a person/thing that is willing to toot as well fart in any circumstance. A will toot fart comes in many forms, some of which being
- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern
-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud
- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.
- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late
Eli : "will just blasted me with his poo air"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"
A person who washing someone's underwear. Mostly used to describe men over 18 who still live at home in a parents house.
Dude you need to grow up, your mom is still your fart shaker.
A fart that propels a turd from the rectum.
Gurrl, I heard someone with some raunchy ass torpedo farts in the shitter earlier.
a drumstick sunk in a mysterious hole done by the sm0ke
That zombie was annoying so I called him/her a cream sickle pussy fart and cracked my beer
The state of being extremely gassy.
would you believe it! Michael has entered into a state of fartness.
a person who sharts aggressively without a filter
mike farted so aggressively it shook the house, he is definitely a fart bastard