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The funniest word to reply with if you don't want to answer a question.
Dude 1: Hey, Bro, have you ever touched grass?
Bro: Farty fart.
Packaged meat sticks. Ohio redneck term.
I was feeling peckish when I stopped at the gas station so I picked up a fart stick.
"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"
It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.
When you've been having the runs so you have to go to the bathroom just to fart
"I've been having to perform safety farts all day since I shit myself yesterday."
When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.
Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.
To fart into the palm of your hand and quickly hold it up to a near person of disliking.
"Dude! Did you see Peter fart palm Taylor over there!"
When you fart out of your crotch.
I just heard a crotch fart from a mile away!!!