The state of being extremely gassy.
would you believe it! Michael has entered into a state of fartness.
a person who sharts aggressively without a filter
mike farted so aggressively it shook the house, he is definitely a fart bastard
The fart that you hold on to when you’re spending time with a lady, and proceed to release once time spent together ceases.
Hey boys, I just left Simones house and did the BIGGEST after tart fart!!
A Fart pod is simply James Harrell.
-Man.. Stop being such a fart pod!
-That was a fart pod thing to do.
-You look like straight up fart pod today.
a sweet smelling fart when you dont have to poo.
why did you mash fart dick fucking cunt.
A guard that u put up to keep the fart away and out of fabrics
We put down fart guard down to keep jacks fart away