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A phrase commonly used by that really overpowered looking gorilla/scientist bitch who in reality has a pussy tickling gun and needs to be buffed.
Reaper :Get tf back 2 the zoo u monkey cunt
Winston: Im not a monkey, im a scientist
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(noun) While engaging in anal sex with a woman, the male inserts either hand into the vagina, and proceeds to vigorously masturbate his own penis through the vaginal/anal membrane.
"Hey mate, you look happy... What happened last night?"
"I delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the MRS last night!"
"Aww... shit yeah bro! High five!"
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a person having Rectal sex with a man
I had crazy monkey handle sex with your dad.
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When you take the monkey brain you form by stretching your skin tightly around your ball sack tightening the skin till it resembles a minature brain and placing it out the top of your waist line so that it resides on your belt buckle
To create a Monkey Brain Belt Buckle. Place your brain to belt buckle position and then call upon a near by friend to bear witness to it.
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It looks like 2 monkeys fucking a football
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A phrase used to express surprise or bewilderment at the occurrence of an unlikely event.
‘Hang on two seconds and a monkey! My cup of tea tastes like brandy!’
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Used todescribe something that is strange, abnormal, or plain messed-up
Bob: Josh bit Joe on the ear!
Jim: I know, it's crazy!
Random man: That is some funked-up monkey junk!
Everyone in the vicinity: YUP!
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