The fart that you hold on to when you’re spending time with a lady, and proceed to release once time spent together ceases.
Hey boys, I just left Simones house and did the BIGGEST after tart fart!!
Word used to describe someone that is more than just smart, they are F'in smart
Dude, I got an A on the Test! Go Figure, Your Smuckin-Fart!
International Fart Day takes place on October 19th.
“Dude guess what today is”
“October 19th?”
“No, it’s International Fart Day”
When a couple releases a fart from each of their own anuses, and are close to one another, it's considered to be a marriage fart.
Person A of couple: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*
Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!
A tiny but mighty fart. A fart (usually cut
by a girl) that outkicks its coverage.
“Hooo-damn! That chihuahua fart ain’t make much noise, but GAH! whatta STANK!”
When an object blocks an exit, preventing someone from easily escaping after someone farts in an enclosed room.
Those boxes are creating a fart hazard.
a fart that burns, whistles and leaves a very small terd in your underwear.
I just had a meteor fart and must now change my underwear.