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when an Obama activist cannot bring him/herself to actually vote for Obama (due to his lack of experience, shady background, race, etc.) when they are alone in the voting booth
Mary: Did you vote for Obama?
Joe: No I couldnt bring myself to do it, I got black curtain syndrome
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when someone drinks too much and passes out and pisses in their bed.
Whoa my boyfriend drank too much whiskey last night and pulled a black out piss this morning!
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person 1: Why does Kate have a black eye?
person 2: she must be a black eyed susan.
person 1: a what?
person 2: a loud mouth house wife.
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A natural condition or social engineering of an individual's mentality and intellect which does not permit said individual to question why scientists are able to create an artificial black hole in a Large Hadron Collider, yet the automobile manufacturers are unable to market all 2009 models of automobiles with a CAFE standard of 100+ miles per gallon.
Person 1: "Have you seen the 2009 models from Detroit and Tokyo, yet? There are some sick looking rides and they've increased the fuel efficiency."
Person 2: "Yeah. They've barely increased the efficiency."
Person 1: "Every little bit helps and you can't expect them to be able to make great leaps and bounds in technology overnight. These things take time to engineer and develop."
Person 2: "They had prototypes that got over 100 miles per gallon in the year 1950. Wake up, dude. You have Black Hole Syndrome."
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When his african american wiener is so hard that it is pulsating.
I placed my black throbbing cock inside of your juicy mom.
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to take a black and mild cigar and remove the tobacco from it then replace the tobacco with weed, marijauna, sticky green etc. the cheap version of a blunt only it's less conspicuous and easier to hide in public when smoking. very common with the northeast ohio region, black population. bone thugs and harmony refer to this in their song first of tha month. eg freakin me black n mild headed cross town...
I'll be "freakin a black and mild" up in here to take wit me tonight to tha party while we chills fo real
"Yo dog, you got that blunt?" naaa man, I just freaked this black and mild though"
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Your average black girl who get wasted and lays around with too much men; will have children by five different men, and she can't tell which child is fathered by who. Is constantly angry and envious because she is still dealing with the piss-poor fallout of her stupid choices, and takes it out on her children.
She views herself as being better than her fellows, when in reality she is little more than scum and with good reason.
Tara is such a basic black girl; I've heard that she had her newborn taken into foster care again.
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