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SPLICE LIFE STRIFE

is when TWO MOST PRIMARY PEOPLE in YOUR LIFE are used to bring TUMULTUOUS LIMBO.

IT'S all in the "DO THE MATH" MUSIC.

TWO CORPORATIONS ARE VYING for more EYEING and WAY LESS EYEING

LOOK one thing about it as this one WANTS ME TO MASTURBATE in front of them again and instead of back in FEBRUARY 1980 when I CAME , " saying 00000H! instead say , " can I finally SUCK IT who is super hairy fat smelly brilliant DISC JOCKEY MALE and this CUNT SAY NO wants to take the music I wrote, "say forget about it as "look ALAN it's ADAM on the former SDX EXPRESS PARADISE BUS ,and "oh my GOD CHICKY GIRL you are being the EVENING AGAI.N as I lay in my extended STAY OF EXECUTION singing "HOOKED" and ANTHONY KEY BAY says "I SOUND HAPPY" , from my MARITAL PEDOPHILIA DESIRES , as you are "EVE" butt realize this SPLICE LIFE STRIFE is pulling this FAGGOT away from YOU and your male friend , "00000H! , so your realize this , WHAT SHALL I DO JACK SIN?

I am sorry my HUMAN BEINGS as I am getting up with MY PEEPLES in my SPLICE LIFE STRIFE like the rest of us "ORSTRACIZED ASSH0LES to have another "DOG DAY AFTERNOON" as it seems as what part of NATURE besides "HUMAN" are you feeling? as again you may call me "PROFFESOR ARDVAARK ( pronounced ARDBAARK ) or "OFF IH SIR , CACA as I am due to PHYSICALLY EAT SHIT SANDWICH n front of everyone as the PISS DRINKING is out the way BUTT now I have to go (DAM)(MAD) CLITHING SHOPPING for something as "GF eye get my DRIFT.

LOOK the government is accusing GOOGLE ALPHABET AND META "FACEBOOK" of the SPLICE LIFE STRIFE and the "full disposition of the case has to do with the " ONE WHO IS THE MOST OPTIMAL KOREAN MASTURBATOR."

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 2, 2022


A friend for life

Eline

"What do you call someone you can talk to about anything, who has a great attitude and view on life, and someone who is just as fun to be around til hverdags og til fest, like a friend for life?", "Eline", "ah, of course, thanks!"

by Marikkens July 2, 2023


Quality of Life Scale

A way of measuring quality of life using life expectancy, GDP, and other factors.

We can measure quality of life using quality of life scale.

by Ben Wingert December 15, 2022


Inequality of Life

Life's punishment. When you had too much quality of life, so you get inequality.

Me: Opens 57727 chests
What I get: 56344 commons, 826 uncommon, 6 epics, and 0 legendaries
Me: Erupts into a hell hole
Me, aftermath: Fucking Inequality of life... Why does it just exist?

by HellInferno November 8, 2021


Salt Life

Many think this simply means "a lover of the beach". But it also has a police/military slang definition:

When you see a Salt Life or Pirate Flag with a skull and swords, don't assume they are Jimmy Buffett fans. They are secret symbols for law enforcement or military personnel.

The word Salt is a play on the word Assault as in assault teams and the pirate flag was worn by some Navy Seals in Africa.

Regardless, LEOs and Military members have adopted them both as a way to publicly say who they are to others in the know but without the general public noticing. Many times undercover cars will have either of these stickers on them.

"License and registration, sir?...Oh you're a brother? I didn't see your Salt Life tag at first. Sorry, have a great day."

by De-Ctypto September 23, 2023

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Delete Life

It makes you want to kill yourself often causing the use of a skyrope

Oh god I'm gonna commit delete life

by CHICKEN TENDOU December 24, 2020


Cheesy Life

A Cheesy life is the life of a 400 pound internet troll. The name stems from the amount of various fluids from their body have become solid and cheese-like in texture.

Your average Reddit User is living a Cheesy Life

by supercoolandawesome October 18, 2021