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While skiing with your partner, have them skiing backwards between your skis. With sufficient momentum, have your partner crouch down and proceed to provide oral stimulation of the genitals. Like the sexual acts namesake, this move is for experts only.
Me and my girlfriend successfully pulled off the Double Black Diamond, making the snow a lot stickier for skiers behind us.
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A band that is associated with the emo/scene kids community but are just rock. Their idols/inspirations are hair bands like motley crue etc etc. Personally i do not like them as i think they try to hard. But if you like them that's fine ✌
Mature fan: hey what are your favorite bands? Mine are pierce the veil, black veil brides and fallout boy :)
Me: hmm.... I like my chemical romance and bring me the horzion tbh i don't really care for BVB but if you like them that's cool
Mature fan: Ok cool! What is your favorite song by my chem?
*has a friendly conversation*
Immature fan: OMG i love black veil brides and suicide silence so much! What are your favorite songs by them?
Me: i don't really like BVB and i haven't really listened to suicide silence that much but if you like them that's cool 🤙
Immature fan: omG hOw cOuld yOu noT liKe theM?!?!?!?!? anDy iS sO haWTT tHaT i cOulD pEE mY paNtS!!!!
Me: Please stop. You are one of the reasons people don't like the band and give them a bad reputation
*Bonk's her over the head with squidward's clarinet 10 times and dumps her in a dumpster*
The fanbase, world and band: FINALLY
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Where a heavy set black male, who works at a gay bar as a bouncer and is also gay, fucks you in the ass making your ass 3 inches wider.
Austin went to a gay bar and met a Super Black Bouncer.
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Black widow is a type of skunk
Black widow is one of the most expensive types of bud
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When a guy has (or claims to have) a big dick and a big ass, similar to a black guy.
The skinny white kid said, "I may look white, but I'm really black below the belt"
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when a white person thinks he knocked up his white girl friend and during child birth a black baby comes out.
Girls friend: (child birth) ahhh ahhh
Doctor: the baby is crowning
Doctor: its a boy, and its black?
Boy friend: thank God it's black
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