What the John?!

A exlamation that serves to show how very mind bogglingly confused one might be. Perchance.

Guy: My cat ate the leftovers of my pet worm.

Guy 2: Perchance, What the John?!

What's Crackin'?

Street Slang Meanin' What's Goin' On?, What's Happenin'? What's Up?, Whazz Up?, Whazzup?, Wassup?, Waddup?, Sup?, Sup Witchu?, Sup Witcha?, What's Hanninan?, What's Good?, What's Goodie?, What's Gucci?, What's Goy?, How Are You Doin'?, How Yew Doin'?, How Are You?, How Yew?, How Are You Feelin'?, How Yew Feelin'?, What's Trendin'?, What's New With You?, What's New With Yew?, What's New Witchu? & What's New Witcha?

Yo Cam'Ron aka Killa & Killa Cam!! What's Crackin'? Nuffin. Erstreet At Ever Soo Much At Ever Str8 Thuggin', Ever Str8 Stuntin' & Ever Livin' Life Fully." - Erstreet Harlem aka Harlem, Flea, Kiery Weiry & Freshley.

what's crackin?

1) a way of saying hello to someone.
2) an insult to a fat person saying it

Paul: what's crackin?
Stevie: The floor fat bitch

whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

It's what I do

A phrase expressed by the lord of all things physical and spiritualm Garfielf.

Jon : Garflied, did you eat all the lasaga again?
Garflief: I eat Jon, it's what I do.

It's what I does

A way to convey that what you do is far beyond the ordinary to others and at the same time mundane and boring to you..

It's what I does Aphrase used when being awesome but being humble.

Dude you just talked your way out of the drunk tank..

"Its what I does" no big deal

what a wonderful fuck

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll fuck You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Oh, Yes!