i sho' dig it like a po' bigot with no spigot

I understand completely.

Man 1: ...and that's how the female breast became eroticized.
Man 2: I sho' dig it like a po' bigot with no spigot!

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Coming home smelling like 3 nights in Pitcairn

To come home smelling like you have consumed large quantities of alcohol. Usually used in conjunction with the term "tie one on."

Pinheads!!! You goin out? Gonna tie one on? Come home smelling like 3 nights in Pitcairn.

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Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?

When you work at a fast food restaurant, if a foxy chick orders a milkshake, you are supposed to ask, "Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?"

"Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?" means "Would you like me to cram my peter into that sexy little body of yours?"

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Phat mate... Like charlotte phat!

its when you want to annoy some one such as charlotte phat... then you get dirty looks... Phat mate called... Charlotte phat! get meh drift?

Phat mate called charlotte phat...
*dirty look from phat*
Phat mate called ya mam charlotte...
*dirtier look*
Phat mate...
*she walks off or ignores you*

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Fajita (pronounced like Vagita with emphasis on the i)

A womans Vaginal Area 51

Boy #6: Ahhh...your fajita makes my dick feel like corn!! And I see youve provided the butter!
Girl: Please do not skeet in my fajita!

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face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

very ugly person normally used for females

look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

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like trying to build a laser from mud

A wasted effort spent on someone or something.

Mrs. McCarthy thinks she can afford that house when she's barely able to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Trying to reason with her about the house is like trying to build a laser from mud!

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