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Brazilian tea bag

It’s when one study’s the art of Brazilian Jui-Jitsu then gains the north-south position(69) and applies their nut cup to someone’s face then applies an immense amount of pressure with their hips.

Damn joe, you tapped me out today with that Brazilian tea bag. I’ll be able to taste your balls for a week.

by CandyNutz May 8, 2023


Dooshe(Doosh)-Bag

Redneck spelling version of the traditional form Douche-bag used to insult another person. Same meaning; however, with potentially more of an insult to the recipient given that it is typically wielded by a person with no higher than a 9th or 10th grade education, multiple missing teeth, and wearing greasy overalls--all, which said person wears as a badge of pride in protest to the perceived traditional version with french influence

You are a Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!
That guy is such a Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!
Fucking Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!

by Hedder01 April 6, 2018


Suck a Bag of Ducks

1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room

3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across

Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks

"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"

by Not using my real name October 27, 2019


She'd drain a bag

It's what you say when you see a hot sheila, and is also another way of saying, "I'd fuck her".

Drain a bag = drain ya balls

Two dickheads takin a stroll at the shops and one of em spots a hot sheila.

Dickhead #1: "oi! Shes fuckin hot ay!"

Dickhead#2: "awwwh fuck yeah cunt, she'd drain a bag!"

by Borkie December 19, 2019


Bag o' diabetes

Used when someone brings a large amount of sweets, coke, cake, etc. Sometimes you may use diabetes rather than bag o' diabetes (some people may think this is offensive)

F1: *brings more than 5 coke cans*
You: Shit that's a bag o' diabetes right there

Sentence 2

F1:*brings more than 5 coke cans*
Ey man you want some diabetes

by Sebastian294 March 6, 2020


sticky steam bag

When you tbag a girl while you shit on her chest and you cum on her forehead at the same time.

Aye girl you wanna do the sticky steam bag? I gotta shit and cum.

by Trai O'Connell November 2, 2012


put me in the bag

To become obligated to do something you don't want to do.

She told her mother I'd take her to church, she put me in the bag.

by Pitonius J. Sweetpits April 10, 2021