June 26

The day Begu Petruța was born

Mihaela: Do you know what day is today ?

Mihai: It’s June 26. Why?

Mihaela:Because today was born that one girl that has a 40 inch dick.
Mihai: Yeah, Petruța!

Revelations 4:13-26

And ye, the Lord said unto Jeremy “I got a blumpkin in a waffle house bathroom in Picayune, Mississippi by a middle-aged, slightly overweight, high school lunch attendant named Miss Rose.”

I love reading the bible. Revelations 4:13-26 Is my favorite verse.

Angel Jose Robles (November 26, 1938-September 17, 2013)

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Angel Jose Robles (November 26, 1938-September 17, 2013)

June 25 and 26

national suck your partners dick day

it's june 25 and 26, come sick my dick shawty

January 26

Today is one of the only days when you can ask a girl out and they can’t say no. Take advantage of this day.

You:Hey wanna date?
Crush:no

You but it’s January 26th 😏

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January 26

the best person you will ever meet so kind so handsome so smart if you ever meet him keep him in ur life

people born on January 26 are the best people ever

January 26

Although it s Australia Day it is also #cantrejectday for those single people out there. On this day if you ask to go out with someone , ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend or maybe even marry someone January 26th is your day to shine because guess what??? They can’t say no.

Girl: It’s January 26th will you be my boyfriend

Boy: no
Girl: but aren’t you Forgetting it’s January 26th and that means………
Boy: oh yeah then ok I’d love to