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1. Two days a week, two hours a day, two reasons to get fucked up the rest of the time.
2. Summer vacation 24/7
3. Either here for two reasons; you want to get done with school early (over achieving bitch) or your the person they had to fucking pull into class and duct tape your eyes open.
4. No matter their age, size, race, or appearance; they smoke weed. (No need to ask, just pass.)
5. Wasn't your first choice but hope it's the last.
Beep! Beep! Beep!
There is no chirping birds.
There is no smell of fresh coffee.
The toast is not being made.
Your mom's not in your room yelling at you to get up.
It's your homie with a blunt ready to smoke.
Yeah thats Charter School of San Diego.
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A sexual act involving anywhere from 2 to 24 people(it's possible to add more with referees, coaches, announcers, etc.) Both people are wearing full San Diego Charger uniforms with the crotch area cut out of both. The man plays the QB and the girl plays center. The guy stands in shotgun formation, with the girl hiked over like a center. He yells hike as loud as he can (different counts makes it more interesting, you could always try and draw the defense off-sides). He then runs as fast as he can up to the center and projects himself through the air ramming his penis into either the girls Vagina or asshole. However many yards she is thrown foward is the gain on the play. Repeat until you score a touchdown, your dick falls off from ramming it into a girls asshole, or you jizz on her back.
Sean: Hey dude what did you do the other day?
Dave: Dude, Carl and his girlfriend came over the other day and we engaged in a mean game of San Diego Charg-her.
Sean: That's sweet, who won?
Dave: Well late in the 4th quarter Carl jizzed and I intercepted it, and ran it back for a touchdown.
Sean: Oh thats cool, was it a good catch?
Dave: Well I caught it with my mouth and swallowed it, so there was no way I could fumble it.
Sean: So basically, Carl jizzed in your mouth?
Dave: yep...
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Founded in 1960, the University of California-San Diego (widely known as UCSD)is a high-ranked public research university located in North County San Diego in the conservative community of La Jolla. UCSD puts much of its focus and funding into its research depts. and graduate schools. This is good in the sense that it has raised the university to number 32 in the country in only 46 years, but bad in that it leaves the undergrads without any grand sports events and frat row, like its sisters UCLA and Berkeley. UCSD has come to the very point of surpassing UCLA in academics, out ranking it in Engineering, Poli Sci, and Theatre amoung other things. Without a large waste of money on a football team, the campus is sadly decentralized and lacks a reason to come together. In the good ol' days, UCSD was so liberal, that in one instance a student lit himself on fire and died, to protest the Vietnam war. It is inevitable, that in time UCSD will surpass the outdated UCLA, because of its fast climb and focus solely on academics. More students are now choosing SD over LA as well as Berkeley.
I got into the three best UC's. Berkeley, LA, and San Diego. I could live in a foggy shithole, in a cloud of pollution, or by a ocean bluff...what did you THINK I'd choose?
University of California San Diego: THE SMARTER ONES (taken from a bumper sticker in the bookstore).
Typical UCSD weekend: A gust of wind through the eucalyptus tress and weird songs from the Singing Tree.
Typical UCSD party: One handle of vodka with 100 tomato-faced asians.
Another typical UCSD party: Bad ass memories of Tijuana and the fuckload of money lost at Barona.
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To kiss someone while there taking a shit.
My wife left for work while I was taking my morning duce. So she had to give me the old San Diego thank you.
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When a girl kisses you while you're on the toliet pooping
Stacey gave Stan a San Diego Thank You while he was pooping.
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The OPPOSITE of the ghetto, one of San Diego's finest locations, i.e. the suburbs. A lot of upscale houses, great community, and the most laid back people in the county. A lot of rich families live here, as the housing starts at around $500,000, at least where I live in Rancho Penasquitos.
North County San Diego is defintitely NOT the ghetto... ever heard of National City or Southeast SD?
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alma mater of the following founders: Jack in the Box, Rubio's, Panda Express, and Wahoo's .. Graduates are destined to become fast food founders .. No wonder we suck at everything (FB: 1 bowl win, 4 losses) else except parties (playboy's party list '09 .. #3) ..
San Diego State University
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