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When you imagine 2 people would be good together in a relationship, so therefore you "ship" them.
"Manny and Elissa? I ship it"
"Drake and Rihanna? I ship it"
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Homer Simpson, used to wow the unlearned in ascii contests.
yeah we've all seen the oxxx::::::::::::> but how about (_8^(I)
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The perpetual and unfailing insanity ("i") of females of all ages, races, creeds, colors, religions, sexual orientations, and other dispositional differentiators, without exception.
"Man, 100% of girls are just crazy. Every last one of them, I swear."
"Dealin' with some of that i-factor lately?"
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street level black equivalent of "I like that"
Lakisha: That's Tyrone's new car.
Shanika: I likes that !
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A simple, but versatile phrase used to introduce a bad-ass possession, especially in a troublesome situation where said possession will have great effect. Also quite useful when you simply want to "one-up" someone by having a more bad-ass version of their object.
It is very important to speak the phrase slowly while emphasizing "this," because it sounds more bad-ass that way.
Originally used by Barry Burton in Resident Evil. After giving Jill ammo for a grenade launcher, Jill asks Barry what he has for a weapon. Barry responds "I have THIS!" while proudly raising his .357 Magnum Colt Python, which is both a bad-ass gun in the game and real life.
Barry: It's REALLY powerful, especially against living things! Better take it with you! *gives launcher ammo*
Jill: But how about you, Barry?
Barry: I have THIS! *raises Python*
Bob: I got this thirty of Budweiser. I'm gonna get more fucked up than you!
John: I doubt it, because I have THIS! *holds up bottle of Jägermeister*
Joe: Man, these fucking weeds out back are as big as trees! I can't even drive the mower INTO them, let alone MOW them!
Jeff: No problem, man. I have THIS! *activates flamethrower*